heyuwiththeface

So, I am at Panera, and I don't really want to leave my computer.

Tina: i have to pee soooooo bad
Katydid: <3
Katydid: so go pee
Tina: but i dont know what to do
Katydid: lol
Tina: aaaahhh
Katydid: you could just go on the floor.
Tina: yeah, wetting my jean shorts would make this day much better
Katydid: all the cool kids are doing it.
Tina: i dont know why i didnt think of that myself.
Katydid: because you're not a natural cool kid. you need to work at it.
Tina: this is true
Tina: damnit.
Tina: ill never be cool
Katydid: you just need to try. Start by peeing on the floor.

Thanks.